Dear Reminder,
Your sloth-like behaviour within the last couple of weeks has upset many factions within our environment. Your lack of motivation and careless attitude has started to encumber our contract between the soul-user and parts of our digital and mechanic entities, on which our entire abstract concept of community is based on. Your performance has never shown any signs of improving above the minimum requirements and although the average performance of the user's personal memory-processing facilities are lagging behind your own, the latest conferences held in the screen-eye-mind streams have determined that your services are no longer required. Apparently, a notebook of paper is offering competition that You are unable to outpace. There is also the matter of new policies introduced by the elevated thought-processes of the upper management that put more emphasis on progress and high performance . In the light of all this, we see no other option but to dismiss you from your responsibilities. On this note, we bid you farewell and on behalf of the keyboard chip, co-programs of Microsoft and the user-spirit along with special warm well-wishes from Realtek AC97 Audio, we wish you good luck in finding other relationships of function.
Yours,
the maintenance inspection
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